The things that happen in my brain when sleep abandons me.

 

Ah yes, the two most devastating of elements; fire…and orcs.

Party member after hearing that the castle town is under siege by orcs and fire (somehow unrelated)  (via outofcontextdnd)

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

(Source: expels)

Water does not resist. Water flows. When you plunge your hand into it, all you feel is a caress. Water is not a solid wall, it will not stop you. But water always goes where it wants to go, and nothing in the end can stand against it. Water is patient. Dripping water can wear away a stone. Remember that, my child. Remember you are half water. If you can’t go through an obstacle, go around it. Water does.

Margaret Atwood, The Penelopiad (via mllefantinejavert)

scottish-centaur:

mssarahhunter:

New acquisition from @talismanadesigns at @steamposium! I needed more awesome fall clothes! (at Steamposium)

Why she gotta be so fucking perfect??

scottish-centaur:

mssarahhunter:

New acquisition from @talismanadesigns at @steamposium! I needed more awesome fall clothes! (at Steamposium)

Why she gotta be so fucking perfect??

nopantsrevolution:

danglingthpider:

phlynn:

please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers

please

stop

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I AM SO GODDAMN TIRED OF MISSING PEOPLE THAT REFUSE TO MISS ME

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE